Universal Orgasms and Big Foot Erotica with Duncan Trussell

When you have kids, all the clichés you hear are true ... You schedule sex ... When you hear that when you're deciding to have kids, you're like, 'That's not gonna happen to us.' Oh, yes it is. Yes, it fucking is.

If you have kids, it's really important, I think, that you work on yourself, because if you don't work on yourself, then you're going to infect the kids with whatever you are infected with from your folks, you know?

A masseuse has a lot of cool ways of applying pressure to you to make you feel better. A great dominatrix is an expert at dialing in specific sensations that a lot of people consider to be something you should avoid. But if you're with a really talented dominatrix, then it will definitely cause you to revise your understanding of pain itself.

When you're having an orgasm, think of like, in that moment, how many millions of people are cumming at the same time?