I can work on 'Saturday Night Live' or I can work on 'Chappelle's Show' or I can do a Netflix special... If I don't like it, if I'm not happy doing it, fuck it. What's the point? So I can say I did it? I have enough that I can say I did.

I've actually said that at times... 'Can we look at this pessimistically?' ... I think you're more prone to make mistakes if you assume things are going to go well.

Ultimately, the thing about stand-up is, and in general, whoever writes the most good jokes is the most successful, period.

I think all achievement comes from feeling deficiency.

I've made a lot of money off of helping people for no reason other than the love of the game.

If someone criticizes something, even if you don't agree with them, I think it's worth maybe coming up with a solution.